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During the Dark Ages, when science famously took a back seat to illogical hunches, collections known as bestiaries listed the biological properties and medicinal use of known animals, which at the time included unicorns. It’s in these collections that virgins were first described as having great power over the creatures. Unicorn back the fuck up sprinkle tits today is not the day i will shank you with my horn mug Genghis Khan reportedly decided not to conquer India after meeting a unicorn, which bowed down to him; he viewed it as a sign from his dead father and turned his army back.
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The main known delineation of a unicorn—found in the Lascaux Caves of cutting edge France—dates to around 15,000 BCE! Or on the other hand so individuals thought, until they understood that the alleged Lascaux unicorn had two horns, drawn confusingly near one another. The most punctual record of unicorns in Western writing has a place with Greek student of history Ctesias. In the fifth century BCE, he composed that the mammoth had a white body, purple head, blue eyes, and a kaleidoscopic horn—red at the tip, dark in the center, and white at the base.